Every morning when I arrive at work, I go into the women's locker room, open my locker, take my shoes out, remove my boots and put my shoes on. I shut my locker, place my boots neatly in front of my locker, hang my coat up and proceed to the floor. Just after three, when my shift is over, I go the the locker room and my boots have moved. Not a an inch or two but about 10 feet away. This just doesn't happen once in a while but every freakin' day.
They are tossed amongst a bunch of other shoes and boots that belong to people who don't have lockers. (No,I don't have a problem with homeless shoes) I now have to find them. Usually, one is under the bench and the other is hidden by three shoes. Almost like it is playing hid and seek with me. I am not sure how or why this happens but it is really staring to get under my skin.
Do they sneak off to make out with other foot apparel when no one is looking? Are co-workers kicking them around? Do people just think that this is where I want them, instead of in front of my locker? Is there a ghost going around sniffing the boots and shoes then just tossing them around when he or she is done? Does someone have a shoe fetish that I am unaware of? I just don't get it.
Maybe it's the cleaning crew....
O-Kay, a word to the wise, when you move something to clean under it, put that it back where you found it.
Geesh - I've been playing this prank on you for a few months, and you're just figuring it out now? LMAO - just teasing - I say kick ass, and take names later!!
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